I received this quiz in an e-mail forwarding. It's silly but just for fun.
The Yankee or Dixie quiz
Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the "other side"!
Be aware that television entertainment has a lot of northern dialect in it. This will have more of an influence on you than you expect.
This test is based on results from the Harvard Computer Society Dialect Survey of 30788 respondents.
1. How do you pronounce Aunt?
Like the word want
Like the word ant
Like the word caught
I pronounce them all the same
Like the word ant -
RESULT: Common throughout entire U.S., spoken by 75% of the population
2. How do you pronounce caramel?
Two syllables ("car-ml")
Three syllables ("car-a-mel")
Either
Don't know
“car-a-mel” - RESULT: Common on the Atlantic coast and southern United States
3. How do you pronounce creek?
Rhymes with meek
Rhymes with kick
EitherDon't know
Like meek - RESULT: Common throughout the entire United States
4. How do you pronounce the second syllable in pajamas?
Rhymes with jam
Rhymes with father
Either
Don't know
Don’t know - RESULT: We don’t know either
5. How do you pronounce route?
Rhymes with clout
Rhymes with toot
Either
Don't know
Either - RESULT: No Bias
(toot- Centered on Chicago and the Great Lakes region south to Tennessee. clout-- Most common to the Northeast United States)
6. Do you pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way?
Yes
No
No answer
Don't know
No - RESULT: Favored from Pennsylvania to Ohio and Indiana
7. How do you address a group of people?
You all
Youse
You'uns, yins
Y'all
Youse - RESULT Very localized center in New York and New Jersey
8. What kind of sale is it on the front lawn?
Rummage sale
Tag sale
Yard sale
Garage sale
Yard or garage sale
RESULT: garage- All of U.S.; southeast not favored
9. What's that long sandwich with lots of cold cuts and toppings?
Sub
Hoagie
Grinder
Hero
Hero - RESULT: Maine!
10. What's the tiny lobster that crawls around in creek bottoms?
Crawfish
Crayfish
Crawdad
I don't know
Huh? I don’t know- Crayfish?
RESULT: Northeast U.S. and Great Lakes region
11. What do you call gym shoes?
Sneakers
Tennis shoes
Gymshoes
Runnning shoes
Sneakers - RESULT: Very strongly biased toward the Northeast United States
12. What is spread onto the tops of cakes?
Frosting
Icing
Don't know
No answer
Frosting or Icing, okay Frosting
RESULT: New England and western Great Lakes
13. What's that road along an Interstate highway?
Frontage road
Service road
Access road
Feeder
Service road - RESULT: Used nationwide, especially in urban areas
14. What do you put groceries in?
Bag
Sack
Poke
No answer
Bag - RESULT: Used nationwide and in southern urban areas
15. Where might you get water in a public building?
Water fountain
Drinking fountain
Bubbler
No answer
Water fountain - RESULT: Most common nationwide except for Great Lakes area
16. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
Soda
Coke
Pop
Soft drink
Soda -RESULT: Used heavily in northeast US and California
17. What's it called when you throw toilet paper over a house?
TP'ing
Toilet papering
Rolling
Papering
Huh? I have no clue
RESULT: Papering is used in New York City region
18. What's the night before Halloween called?
I don't use any word for this
Devil's night
Mischief night
Cabbage night
Mischief- but I thought it was Halloween night.
RESULT: Centered heavily on New York City and New Jersey.
19. What's a drive through liquor store called?
I haven't heard of any such thing,
or none of the below
Brew thru
Beverage barn
Party barn
I haven’t heard of any such thing RESULT: Dont worry, this is a common response.
20. What's that bug that rolls into a ball when you touch it?
(NOTE: This is not a doodle bug (ant lion), which is the larvae of
Myrmeleontidae spp.)
Roly poly
Pillbug
Potato bug
Sow bug
Huh? What is that? Pillbug? RESULT: Great Lakes region and northeast U.S.
39% (Yankee) A definitive Yankee